FIND OUT WHO GOT EXPOSED ON THIS MONDAY!
The story revolves around a 59 year old guy called Rupert Darwin who lives in the sparsely populated Everglade City, which is home to roughly 400 people. Not really much of a city then.
Darwin lives in the outskirts, works as a fisherman and keeps himself to himself according to residents. They also describe him as odd, although I’m not really sure if anyone could have prepared them for how odd he actually turned out to be.
It transpired that Darwin had a 12 foot alligator tied up and blindfolded in his backyard and that he would regularly rape the animal multiple times a day. He was discovered after an unnamed nature hiker walked past his place and overheard the dirty deed going on – he also heard Darwin talking dirty to the alligator.
Sounds like Darwin’s dirty talk wasn’t really doing it for the alligator. I mean it’s alright doing the whole 50 Shades Of Grey thing, but if you aren’t going to put any actual effort in then what’s the point?
Darwin was arrested following these revelations and was charged with multiple counts of animal cruelty as well as illegally keeping a wild animal. He pretty much admitted to all the charges and explained the situation during his police interview.
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