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Man Allegedly Steals Security Cameras So Grandma Won’t See Him Masturbate.

It was a stroke of misfortune.

A thievery suspect in West Virginia has an unusual method of reasoning behind professedly taking a home’s surveillance cameras: He didn’t need his grandmother to see him jerking off.

Tristan Tucker of St. Albans was accused of daytime robbery last Thursday for a wrongdoing written about April 23 to the Dunbar Police Dept. Tucker’s grandma blamed him for over and again breaking into her home through a window and incapacitating surveillance cameras and DVR framework, as indicated by WVAlways.com.

At the point when police scrutinized the 27-year-old suspect, he supposedly admitted to the break-ins and gave an odd clarification with reference to why. Police said Tucker revealed to them he initially broke into Grandma’s home through a window so he could charge his cell phone. As the telephone was charging, Tucker said he began watching porn on it and that drove him to stroke off, as indicated by WLOS TV.

That is when Tucker wound up in a dilemma. He didn’t need his grandma to see him stroking off in her home so he professedly stole “the surveillance cameras and the DVR box,” as indicated by a criminal grumbling acquired by The Smoking Gun. Tucker then said he stepped on the cameras before discarding them in the waterway.

In any case, here’s the rub. Tucker didn’t obliterate the DVR. He professedly just shrouded it some place on his grandmother’s property. Experts discovered it and could see film of their tricky speculate illicitly breaking into his grandma’s home on various events. The criminal protest did not note regardless of whether the recording indicated Tucker pleasuring himself. He stays in a correctional facility at a nearby prison on $10,000 bond.

No word on whether he sent his grandma a Mother’s Day card.

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