[DEM 404 BOYZ] KNUCKLEHEAD OF THE DAY- MAN STEALS SAUSAGES AND JUMPS OFF BRIDGE!!!

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YOU BIG DUMMY !A Florida man allegedly stole sausage from a grocery store and then jumped off a bridge to avoid being arrested!

 David Randall Bertram, 41, was detained in Fort Walton Beach after police say he stole $10.38 worth of summer sausage from Publix, according to Northwest Florida Daily News. While Bertram was being escorted to the police car, he took off. He ran through a neighborhood, across lanes of highway traffic and onto the Brooks Bridge, the Daily News reported.

“He then jumped off the bridge and to the ground, approximately 7 to 8 feet below,” police said. Clearly didn’t want to go back to jail!

But even that didn’t stop Bertram. Officers had to use their Tasers twice on Bertram before he was captured. Bertram was charged with providing a false name while lawfully detained, shoplifting and resisting an officer without violence.

 

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